Balls
I feel like I forgot to do something... Anyways I'm kind of a big deal at The Cavern.

Where did Balls come from?
Well, he was the right eye of former 1992 world video gaming champion Eugene Nave. After being defeated in 1993, Eugene was determined to regain his title at any cost. Seeing an ad in the paper for test subjects for a “never-blink” eye solution, Eugene believed it was the edge he needed to reclaim his title as the video game champion of the world! And boy, was he wrong. The experiment created mutated duplicates of both of Eugene’s eyes. Unhappy that the experiment didn’t work, the scientist disposed of the mutated eyes in the trash. Tossed into an alleyway on a dark, rainy night, Balls awoke to the sounds of classic video games being played. Balls stumbled toward the familiar sound, down the alleyway, and through an open back door of a video game and collectibles store known as The Cavern Collectables and Games. With a loud scream, The Cavern staff noticed Balls. Realizing Balls was soaked and more frightened of them, the staff grabbed a towel, picked Balls up, and dried him off. Over the following days, the staff noticed Balls’ love for video games and comics…
“EHHH! STOP RIGHT THERE, This guy is going to take forever telling you my life story.”
“Anyways, I’m awesome. The Cavern loves me, and it’s my home! I love video games, comics, and hanging with my brother Socket. What I can’t stand is Princess Lashy. That girl is always getting lost and into trouble—right in the middle of every game I play. “
Oooooooh, gotta go, I hear her coming.”
“We’ll talk later.
Bye.”