Princess Lashy
Hello. If you see Balls can you tell him to STOP GAMING. I'M STILL TRAPPED IN A CASTLE! Thanks.
Former left eyeball of the ‘90s biggest Latin Film and Music star, Paulina Selena Lopez. During Paulina’s Forever tour, she developed pink eye. In need of pleasing her fans and living by the saying “the show must go on,” she took untested eye drops. The night after the show, while she slept, Paulina’s left eye started to duplicate into…
“Okay, I’m going to stop you right there, Story Guy.”
Hello, I’m the beautiful, amazing Princess Lashy.
How did I become a princess; you ask? Because I said so. I believe that if you perceive it, you receive it. So, I was born to be a princess; therefore, I AM a princess. Anyways, I was taken from my beautiful trailer in the middle of the night by men in awful white suits and ended up in some gross lab. But one day, my knight in shining armor arrived, and he didn’t know it, but he was going to save me! His name is Balls. Oh, he makes my lashes tingle.
Wait, where is that Balls? I’ve been waiting for him to save me for two days.
Aaaaaaaaaahhhh. I’m going to make him regret making me wait so long.
I’m going to find him right now! You wouldn’t happen to know where he is, would you?
I bet he’s playing video games again when he should be saving me.